One more week to go! It seems like school ends so soon this year, but I’m looking forward to it. What I hate about this time of year is there’s so much that gets crammed into these last 2 weeks! It’s time to start planning for vacation, too. I am definitely ready for one!

After a very long week of being sick (and what’s with catching a cold in May? Totally not fair), I’m finally mostly over it. And realizing that I got behind again – it’s such a vicious cycle. This weekend will be a mega reviewing weekend, so I can get caught up and get some of these reviews posted! In the meantime, here’s a shot I sexted today – one of a series, in fact. Enjoy!

This was an almost good week. The good? Things are winding down and summer’s almost here. The bad? After managing to avoid one for most of the winter, I ended up with a spring cold: sore throat, temperature, cough, and general ick. It’s been lingering a few days, so instead of a potentially fun picture of boobs, I went for this picture. I had some fun with the color, and I think it came out pretty good. Maybe I’ll get to more nakedness next week. Enjoy!

I’ve been watching a lot of porn on the internet lately, but it’s still fun to have porn on DVD.  A recent selection of EdenFantasys Porn Club that I got to review was The StepMother 4: Her Secret Past from Sweet Sinner, a company that advertises their movies to contain real lovemaking and real orgasms. This movie features some of my favorite porn actors and actresses (albeit in the types of scenes I’m not used to seeing some of them in): Julia Ann, Gracie Glam, Nina Hartley, Christian, Tommy Gunn, and James Deen. It was written and directed by Nica Noelle. The DVD comes in a slipcase, and the disc features the movie, access to the 4 sex scenes, and a slideshow. The disc is presented in widescreen with a clear picture, but sound a bit on the low side. It runs about 2 hours and 11 minutes. No condoms are used in the scenes. The Stepmother 4 is porn with a plot, so if you don’t prefer more plot than sex, you’ll want to look elsewhere. It begins with Gracie and James in bed. Gracie’s unhappy that her father (Tommy) has gotten married and eloped, and she doesn’t like her new stepmother (Julia Ann). James is determined to take her mind off her troubles and he begins playing with Gracie. There’s plenty of foreplay before the two fuck, and some oral and kissing between position changes. The scene ends with James cumming on Gracie’s stomach. Meanwhile, Julia Ann and Tommy are on their honeymoon, and she models her new lingerie for him while they discuss their elopement and marriage. It doesn’t take long for the two to start kissing before Julia Ann sucks his cock. She rides him, and they fuck in several positions with some ptm between before Julia Ann sucks him to completion and drips the cum onto his cock before cleaning him off with her mouth. Julia Ann and Tommy return home, and she really likes the look of James; Gracie’s not too happy to see her.  James is having thoughts of Julia in bed, and that night he runs into Julia in the kitchen.  She offers him brandy and they have a talk about him getting married to Gracie.  Gracie wakes up and finds James missing and goes to look for him.  Julia wants to know all about James, and they’re pretty comfortable on the bed when Gracie finds them, souring Gracie’s mood. The next day Gracie heads out to meet “friends”. The friends are Nina and Christian, and they’re waiting for her in bed. They talk about Gracie before she arrives, and give her a spanking for being late.  The nature of their friendship is revealed when the three engage in some threeway fun on the bed.  They work together pretty well, and no one seems left out or extra. This scene has good amounts of oral and ptogm in between positions before Christian cums on Gracie’s mons. Afterwards, as Gracie’s getting ready to leave, she finds pictures of Julia Ann and learns she was Gracie’s predecessor with the couple. While Gracie’s out, Julia come in to talk to James. They talk and start to kiss, but then Gracie comes home. She doesn’t catch them, but she does confront Julia Ann about her past. Julia Ann throws it right back at her. Later, Julia runs into James, who’s just gotten out of the shower. She heads downstairs, to see Tommy off – she acts as if she’s sick and he has Gracie take him to the airport.  After they leave, Julia seduces a willing James. They kiss on the stairs before heading to the bedroom for oral sex and fucking in several positions. A bit of ptm until he cums on her mouth and she spits it on his cock. The scenes are all pretty vanilla, even the three-way with Nina and Christian, and the sex is fairly bland. It’s weird watching James Deen in this movie, too, as I think I’ve almost exclusively seen him on Kink, where he’s not quite so nice (but oh so much hotter). Thank you to EdenFantasys for sending this to me to review! If you like porn with a plot and straightforward sex, you might like The Stepmother 4, and you can pick up a copy at EdenFantasys by clicking the widget below.

$24.99The Stepmother 4: Her Secret Past DVD by Sweet Sinner Cast: Julia Ann, Nina Hartley, Tommy Gunn, Christian Director: Nica Noelle Buy from EdenFantasys

This product was provided to me for free in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

I still haven’t gotten my real tattoo. Part of the problem is I can’t decide what I want. I don’t want anything straight from a book – I want to design something cool and unique. I was going to get one in Vegas, but a lack of time and some worry about it, and here I am still with a naked back. I was getting pretty tired of the temporary tattoos I could find, too. Pretty much the same old thing, although they do look kind of cool. I finally found some different ones when I ordered my Liberator Stage, and this was the first one to get a try on my back.  Hope you enjoy!

Deep and rumbly or high and buzzy? That’s usually the question that comes up with vibrators, and a lot of it boils down to personal preference. I lean towards deep and rumbly, although if the vibrations are strong enough I can go for buzzy. I was curious which type of vibrations I’d find when I received my April Cal Exotics Sexpert product to review – the Jumpin’ Gyrator Rocket.

The Jumpin’ Gyrator Rocket comes in an easy-to-open clear plastic box. The toy is visible through the front, and on the back is a picture of the toy and information on its use. Inside, the toy is seated in plastic to keep it from moving about.

This toy is a pretty purple color, and both the bullet and controller are made of ABS plastic with a PU coting. The surface is smooth with very little drag. The Rocket is much larger than you might expect. The bullet itself is 3 1/4″ long and about 1 3/8” in diameter. It has 3 ridges that swirl around the bullet, with relatively deep grooves between them. These ridges add some texture, although it’s not a texture you’ll notice during use, either vaginally or clitorally. It’s connected to the controller by a 32” long cord.

The controller is 5” long and 2” wide, and fits easily and comfortably in your hand. The battery compartment is accessed from the back side, and it’s easy to open – simply press down and out to release the cover, and then swing it up (it doesn’t come completely off). The battery direction is clearly labeled inside, and the Rocket is powered by 3 AA batteries.

The vibrations of the Rocket are steady, and go from low and rumbly to quite strong and rumbly. They’re controlled by a slide on the side of the remote: just slide the button up for stronger vibrations and down for lower vibrations or to turn the Rocket off. The bullet shakes, or gyrates, back and forth, and goes crazy when it’s on high. The gyrations aren’t so noticeable when it’s pressed hard into your clit, but they do give this a different sensation than bullets that have the surface buzzy vibrations. The vibrations are surprisingly quiet, even on high, and won’t be noticed if you’ve got any kind of background sound on.

The Rocket is not waterproof, but it’s easy to clean (don’t immerse it) both before and after use with mild soap and warm water (if you need to clean the controller, using a washcloth will work the best). You may want to use a small brush to thoroughly clean the ridges. Once dried, it can be stored in its packaging or in a toy pouch with the batteries removed. Because of the coating, waterbased lubes are best to use.

So does it work? I really like this bullet. While it is large (the picture to the right shows the rocket and the controller next to my iPhone for size comparison), the vibrations are impressive, and surprisingly rumbly. I love that it’s powered by 3AA (2 often doesn’t quite cut it with me, and the more AAs it takes, the better), and that it’s quite quiet. We found this to work well as a teaser – it can be nestled in place on the clit and then sat on, which can be amazingly distracting. This is the only time I found it to be a bit noisy – and it depended on what I was sitting on: a padded chair wasn’t so bad, but a wooden one amplified the sound substantially. I liked this internally too – the gyrations of the bullet were much more noticeable, although the ridges didn’t add to any stimulation for me. It worked well in conjunction with other toys, including an anal plug and vaginal dildo.

The only issue I had with this was the slider. When using the Rocket on low, so the slider was barely above the off position, it had a tendency to shut off on occasion. I’m not sure what this was due to, as the controller was in a pretty stationary spot, but it was distracting, On anything higher than the very lowest, though, it didn’t jump speeds at all.

Thank you to Cal Exotics for sending me the Jumpin’ Gyrator Rocket to review as part of their Sexperts program! For more information on Cal Exotics, and to explore your health and sexual well being in a caring and sharing community, be sure to check out the new Club CalExotics too!

This product was sent to me for free in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

Image courtesy of Midnight Boudoir*

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. If you like what you see and want more of it be sure to follow the RSS Feed and Twitter for updates.

Did you miss Pleasurists 173? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists 175? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday April 8th @ 11:59pm Pacific.

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Want a shiny new toy? All you’ve got to do is enter.

• My First Anniversary Giveaway! Deadline: April 13th @ 10pm Eastern.
• Win the Icicles No. 16 Glass Dildo & Vibe! Deadline: April 13th.
• Win $50 Gift Card – SheVibe Spring Giveaway Deadline: April 16th @ Midnight.
• Spring Shibari Giveaway! Deadline: April 17th.
• $25 Babeland.com eGift Card Deadline: April 20th.

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On to the reviews:

Vibrators

• Rocks Off Luv by Sassy
• Leaf Life by Mistress Kay
• Trojan Midnight Collection Multi-Position by Beanfiddler
• Fun Factory Fly by Mistress Kay
• Lovehoney Powerful Rocket by A Couple of Wankers
• Couture Collection Sublime by Ryuson
• Fun Factory G4 Calla by True Pleasures
• Pink Waver Rabbit by DIY Orgasms
• I Rub My Duckie by Lucid Obsession

Dildos

• Rippler by Karen Blue

Anal Toys

• Rascal Strapping Anal Beads by A Couple of Wankers
• Evolved Get a Grip by Ruffled Sheets
• Jollies Luna by Bzzingbee

Sleeves, Rings, & etc.

• Busty Aichan Realistic Breasts by Mistress Kay
• Tenga Lovers Egg by DIY Orgasms

Harnesses

• RodeoH by Elspeth Demina

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

• Blossom Organics Warming Sensation by Bzzingbee
• Rub Me by Red Vinyl Kitty
• On Arousal Gel by Sammi
• Jo Clitoral Gel (Light) by Penny
• Pink Silicone by Lucid Obsession

BDSM/Fetish

• Fashionistas Whip by Mistress Kay
• Dungeon Delights Metal Collars by Mistress Kay
• Rubber Paddle by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
• Bondage Basics Restraint Kit by DIY Orgasms

Adult Books & Games

• Tickle My Tush by Red Vinyl Kitty

Adult DVDs & Porn

• After Party by J.D. Bauchery
• Take Me by Ginger Leigh
• ErocktaVision Volume 10 – In Between The Sheets by J.D. Bauchery
• Joanna Angel Loves Orgies by Ginger Leigh
• Hollywood Merry-Go-Round – Remastered Grindhouse Edition by J.D. Bauchery

Lingerie

• Burlesque Pasties by Red Vinyl Kitty
• Seven ‘Til Midnight Seductress Tube Dress by True Pleasures

Miscellaneous

• Dona Lingerie Wash by Karen Blue
• Mr. Right by Sada K.
• Early To Bed’s First Timers Kit by Scarlet
• Bedroom Kandi Hold On To Me Kegel Beads by Dangerous Lilly

The weather’s definitely changing! I know there’s a few more snowstorms coming before June, but until then it’s nice to enjoy a bit of warm weather, with a short skirt and sexy underwear underneath. This is a fun pair, I think. Enjoy!

Thank you to everyone who entered my First Anniversary Giveaway! And the winner is….Silverdrop!

Congratulations on winning a $50 gift card to EdenFantasys! I’ll be contacting you shortly.

Spring is definitely here. Today we had sun, rain, and even a small hail storm. I could go without the hail, but I’m loving the rain. I did a bit of shopping over the weekend, and got, among other things, this new thong. All I need now is a spanking…enjoy!