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Sammi and Johnny

“Sammi and Johnny were lovers,
O, my Gawd, how they could love…”

While I normally have a preference for non-realistic toys I’ve been exploring some that are much more realistic. I love the dildos and vibrators I have from Vixen Creations (in both varieties), which include the Mistress, the Outlaw, the Smooth Operator, and Randy, whether they’re silicone or skinlike Vixskin. Johnny caught my eye one day while I was browsing EdenFantasys, and his smooth look made me want to give him a try.

Johnny comes in a clear clamshell case that’s easy to open, and he’s visible through both the front and back. A small Vixen Creations see-through label on the front has some product information.

He comes in three colors: vanilla, chocolate, and black. I chose to get him in chocolate, and my Johnny is a rich, creamy color like a Hershey bar. He doesn’t taste or smell like one though (which is either a good thing or a bad thing, depending on your chocolate addiction): he’s made of silicone and is completely odorless and tasteless. He’s also nonporous and phthalates free.

Squishy and soft, flexible yet firm enough to thrust with, and slightly tacky to the touch, Johnny has a shiny circumsized head. His gently curved shaft makes him great for g-spotting, and it’s nicely detailed with veins all the way down to his base, giving him a pleasing, realistic look all along his sumptuous 7” (6 1/4” of which are insertable). Johnny is fairly thick, and I can just wrap my hand around his almost 2” diameter. His balls are raised and are also finely detailed, and they provide an easy place to hang on to and control thrusting. Johnny’s base is flat, so he can stand upright on a counter, chair, table, or floor without flopping over. Since he does have a base, Johnny can also be used for anal play if you’re looking for something large and filling.

Johnny should be cleaned both before and after use, and he’s easy to clean with antibacterial soap and warm water. He can also be boiled on the stove or run through the dishwasher. After washing, Johnny should be patted dry and stored upright so he maintains his shape. His packaging provides a nice way to do this. Since he’s made of silicone, Johnny only likes water-based lubes.

So, Does He Work? I love Johnny! While he’s by no means the largest toy I own, he’s beautifully proportioned and filling. I like his shape quite a bit, particularly his curve, which works well for me for g-spot play. I’m able to get his tip to hit just right. His balls and base are easy for me to grasp and thrust at the speed I need, and his squishiness allows me to really hammer hard with him without him causing me any pain.

Now, when my husband used Johnny on me the first time, it wasn’t quite as good. He had him turned the wrong way, so his curve faced away from my stomach. Johnny is flexible, but not THAT flexible, and he feels much better going in with the curve correctly positioned. Once we got him turned around, however, Johnny performed admirably.

Johnny worked nicely for double penetration as well. While he’s a bit too large for me to take anally, he worked fine vaginally and his base and balls didn’t get in the way. While I like just using him by himself, he also works well with a clitoral vibe or an anal vibe, and pressing the vibrator to his base will transmit some vibration up his shaft.

Johnny is a delight, and a dildo I’m glad to add to my ever growing arsenal. If you’d like to try Johnny for yourself, you can purchase him at EdenFantasys by clicking on the widget below. You won’t be sorry you did!

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$69.99Johnny
Realistic dildo by Vixen Creations
Material: Silicone
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This product was purchased from EdenFantasys with no expectation of review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

Pleasurists #97

Altisonus by loadsatequila


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  • A gushing review… by The Bedroom Blogger
  • The Fascinator Throe by Liberator is the best thing that has happened to my bedroom since the boyfriend. So, you may ask…what is a Fascinator Throe? To which I would respond, ‘Uh, you mean other than amazing?’ Okay, seriously…I’ll stop gushing (ha…that’s the beauty! I don’t have to!). Oh…I’m too much.

    Note: A very new reviewer with an excellent voice. I enjoyed the cliché euphemisms that she tosses around (ironically?) and her feeling about the product nearly jumped off the screen giving the medium-length review a lasting impression. It’s not always that an excitedly positive review will grab me like this one did and I look forward to forthcoming reviews.

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Billy, Do Be My Hero

I love my Lelo toys, in particular the vibrating ones (Mona and Mia come to mind), although Bob and I have become very good friends. All but Bob are meant for vaginal and clitoral stimulation, and while I love Bob, there are times I want a powerful vibrator in my ass. Billy is an anal vibrator, and since Lelo toys have the strong vibrations I crave, I picked him up from EdenFantasys to try.

Billy comes in the standard Lelo packaging, with a picture of him on the front and product information on the sides. Inside the outer sleeve is the classic black Lelo box, which contains Billy, the charger, a white satin bag for storage, a user manual, and information on the Lelo guarantees.

The names of the Lelo toys I find interesting. Toys for women (clitoral and vaginal) are graced with feminine monikers, while the toys for men (anal) are given masculine names. It is a great way to know where your Lelo should be used, but it always amuses e a little bit.

I chose to get Billy in blue (he also comes in burgundy), and he’s a deep, rich navy – almost black, which contrasts nicely with his shiny white plastic base. He’s smooth and soft to the touch without any drag to his completely seamless surface. Billy’s insertable portion is made of silicone, so he’s nonporous and phthalates free. While he can’t be sterilized, he’s easy to clean with warm water and antibacterial soap. The base and control pad should be carefully cleaned, and take care not to get water in the jack hole in the base. If you do, make sure to blow it out and wait till it’s completely dry before recharging Billy.

Billy can be stored in the provided satin bag, or you can store him in his original box. He works great with water-based lubricants – if you do want to use a silicone lubricant, be sure to do a patch test first. If you don’t, you could cause his surface to become permanently tacky.

Billy’s design is similar to Lelo’s Liv, with the exception of the ring between the his insertable portion and his base. This ring sticks out on the sides and bottom to keep Billy from sliding all the way into your ass. He’s 6 1/2″ long, and 4” insertable, with a modest 1 1/8” diameter. He’s slightly curved for prostate stimulation, but don’t worry: if you don’t have a prostate he still feels great anally. He’s slightly tapered towards the ring.

Billy is rechargeable, so you never have to hunt for batteries. You do, however, have to remember to charge him. Once the plug is inserted into the jack hole, the LED light behind the control buttons will pulse blue, letting you know Billy’s charging. After about 2 hours, Billy will be fully charged and the LED will glow steadily. When Billy’s power is running low, the LED will glow red. Like the other Lelo toys, Billy can be overcharged, so never charge him for more than 24 hours. He can be used for up to 4 hours on a single charge, and he’ll hold a charge when not in use for up to 90 days.

To turn Billy on (prior to turning on yourself), press and hold the + area on the control pad until he starts vibrating at a low speed. Pressing it again, or holding it down, will increase his steady vibrations to a strong, powerful, throbbing level. When you’re done playing with Billy, pressing and holding the – button will decrease the vibrations and then turn Billy off.

But wait – there’s more to Billy than just steady vibration! Billy also has 4 other vibration modes. These modes can be cycled through by pressing the up and down arrows on the control pad. You can adjust the vibration intensity on each level as well by pressing the + and -. Billy’s modes are pulsing, fast pulsing, really fast pulsing, and a rev from low to high.

The vibrations are felt most strongly in the tip, although they can be felt down Billy’s shaft nicely. They are strong, especially on the higher settings, and more throbby than buzzy.  He’s also very quiet – not quite as loud as my cell phone on vibrate.

Billy’s great to travel with. He features a locking mode to prevent him from turning on by accident in your bag or suitcase. Pressing on the center of the dial and holding for 5 seconds will flash the LED behind the buttons and lock Billy. To unlock, press for 5 seconds again or charge him.

So, Does He Work? I love Billy. He’s a small diameter, but that means he slips in easily when lubed up and I don’t have to use another toy to prep for him. He feels good when inserted and held in place, but he’s also nice to thrust with. His vibrations are strong, but I actually like his patterns better – particularly the fast pulsing pattern– they remind me that he’s there and they really work to get me off. Coupled with a clitoral vibrator and a vaginal toy, he makes me cum hard and cum fast. And that’s not a bad thing at all.

If there’s one thing I wish, it’s that Billy had a remote control for the functions. I find it a bit awkward to change the intensity or pattern by myself (although my husband is always willing to lend a hand). When alone, I typically start him up to my favorite setting and use him at that level most of the time.

Billy is another phenomenal vibrating product from Lelo, and definitely worth getting, especially if you like strong anal vibrations and a not-so-large size. I purchased mine at EdenFantasys, and you can get one too by clicking the widget below.

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Prostate massager by LELO
Material: Silicone
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From Addiction (Vibrators) to Zippers, and Everything In Between

Sex Toys 101 (A Playfully Uninhibited Guide) is quite a read. Published in 2003, this informative book is written by Rachel Venning and Claire Cavanah, the founders of Toys in Babeland (which later became just Babeland). Rachel and Claire have had their work featured in Glamour and Maxim magazines as well as on the Learning Channel and HBO. They have physical stores located in New York and Seattle, as well as an online presence at Babeland.com . The signature workshop the two are known for is Sex Toys 101, hence the book’s title.

The book is 8”x8” (although not “square”), and its 176 pages set in easy-to-read type are chock-full of tips, tricks, and information for both women and men. Although dated in some of the products it doesn’t feature, this is a very useful guide to help you choose and use toys, and some of the toys inside have definitely weathered the test of time.

The book’s cover is glossy and red, with different toys on the front. It looks playful and fun from the cover, and indeed, the inside information is lively and informative, yet never dry or boring. The book is fully illustrated, with great pictures of every kind of toy under the sun.

Sex Toys 101 is divided into 10 chapters along with an introduction, index (particularly handy if you want to find information about a certain toy, act, or anything else), and resources. The introduction talks about how Toys in Babeland came to be, and how these women wanted to both give sex a good name and run stores that would be comfortable for women to shop in.

The chapters in Sex Toys 101 are colorful and all contain great pictures. Lots of pictures. They feature sidebar FAQs, tidbits and other information that go along well with the text. There is a lot of useful information here, well organized into:

1. Let’s Play Doctor: Sexual Anatomy
2. Sex on the Brain: Sexual Expression & Communication
3. What’s the Buzz? All About Vibrators
4. Gearing Up for Getting Down: Dildos and Strap-Ons
5. Butt, Butt, Butt : Anal Toys
6. The Mens Room: Toys for Boys
7. Lube Job: The Importance of Being Slippery
8. Prisoners of Love: Bondage and Domination
9. Love Me Tender (Not): Playing with Sensation
10. Keeping it Safe: Safety is Fun

While newer toys aren’t included, this guide has a plethora of good choices and a bounty of information about sex in general. This is a fun book to read and you’re sure to find answers to questions about these toys that you’ve had. Definitely recommended!

Thank you to Babeland for sending this to me to review! If you’d like to pick up a copy of Sex Toys 101  (and why wouldn’t you?), you can get yours at Babeland.com .


This product was provided to me for free in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

Pleasurists #96

PEEL by MackTheDeuce


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