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TMI Tuesday: Relationships: Beginning, Middle, The End

1. A sexy person you’ve been admiring says, “Let’s do something wild together.” What is the thing you pick to do?
Hmmm…so many wild things, so little time. I think I’d opt for bungee jumping off a high bridge – the exhilaration would be a great primer for some wild sex later.

2. I saw this headline: Whip Your Vagina Into Shape. Sadly the subject matter wasn’t what I wanted. Anywho…which way would you prefer to whip your vagina into shape. (Fellas you can select your fave way you’d like to whip a pussy or see it whipped)
a. a nice, stingy pussy spanking by hand.
b. doing kegel exercises with kegel balls.
c. having some SM master/mistress actually whip your pussy, with a whip!

I think I’ll go with a….not too hard, but nice.

3. When in a relationship (married, living together or dating) What do you do if you want to be alone for a while? How do you get “me” time?
Taking a long bubble bath is a good way to be alone….bubbles, glass of wine, book, and something waterproof. And I make sure the door is locked.

4. Which of these subjects causes the most tension or fighting between you and your significant other?
a. in-laws
b. children/step-children
c. finances
d. housekeeping

None of them particularly, but I guess of any of them b.

5. When breaking up with someone or ending a relationship, which method is more your style?
a. dramatic exit– sending texts and phone calls and taking the chance to vent about all the things you didn’t like about the person.
b. play it cool and be upfront and tell them “it’s not working out.”
c. slow down the time you spend together…fade away and disappear without a word.
I think b is the best way.

6. I know none of YOU would ever break up with someone via text message (btw, there is an app for that http://www.breakuptext.me/) but if you did, what would your text read?
I can’t believe there’s an app for that…well, maybe I can, as there is for everything else! Mine would probably be “Your stuff’s on the porch…have a gr8 life.”

Bonus:  Would you like you if you met you? Why?
I would. I think I’d like my personality and ability to chatter inanely on a number of topics.

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TMI Tuesday: Taking Things Seriously

By Benson Kua from Toronto, Canada (Seriously?Uploaded by tm) [CC-BY-SA-2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

By Benson Kua from Toronto, Canada (Seriously?Uploaded by tm) [CC-BY-SA-2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

This week’s TMI Tuesday was derived from a book called Taking Things Seriously. Read on, you’ll get the drift.

“Step into any living room, office, studio or den of just about any engaged, imaginative, passionate person and you will find an item that, although it may not appear particularly valuable, is reverentially displayed as though it were a precious and irreplaceable artifact.”
For example: scraps of movie posters scavenged from the streets of NYC by ‘Low Life’ author Luc Sante. A WWI prison camp hunk of bread forced upon photographer Rosamond Purcell by an elderly neighbor…you get the idea.

1. Think about your environments–home, office, vehicle, what sort of inanimate objects hold special meaning and significance for you. List/name the objects, tell us why they hold a special place. Share some photos if you dare.
I have a lot of objects around – controlled clutter, I think is what I’d call it. The primary objects that seem to be breeding on my shelf are Cthulhus. For those of you who don’t know, Cthulhu was one of the Great Old Ones in Lovecraft’s pantheon, sleeping under the sea until the stars are right to awaken and devour mankind…which is, of course, why they make plush toys of him. I have them dressed in all manner imaginable, including a festive Cthulhu Santa with jingle bells on his tentacles, a puppet, and even slippers. Lots of other themed items are on my shelves as well. Why do I have them? I think it comes from reading Lovecraft at a very young age (6 or so), being fascinated with how the references (subtle or in-your-face) permeate horror, and the idea of him being a plush stuffed toy just amuses me.

I’ve got Star Trek items everywhere: you name it, I probably have it. I am a bit of a Trekker,  having watched Star Trek (TOS) since I was three. There’s still nothing better. I have miniatures, an Enterprise phone, lots of plates, a 3D chessboard, and even a V.I.B that is Mr. Spock.

I’ve also got a lot of Godzilla items – stuffed animals and the like, even some of the Ty Beanie Babies as Godzilla, Mothra, and Ghidorah on the shelves. Yes, I love my monster movies. And a lot of other odd but fun stuff.

2. Are any of your treasured items worth a lot of money?
Hmmm…a lot? Probably not. Some of them might be to the right collector, but I wouldn’t say an exorbitant amount.

3. Would you ever part with that item? If yes, under what circumstances.
I might part with a few things, but never the entire collection of any of them.

4. What is the oddest or strangest item that you covet and proudly display?
I’m not sure what the oldest would be…or really the strangest. I suppose up on the list is Santa Cthulhu for being strange. And adorable. And the Vincent Price Shrunken Head Kit. That’s definitely an odd one.

 

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TMI Tuesday: Night Time Is The Right Time

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Fill in the blank
1. When I can’t sleep I might watch some TV, or play on the computer, or I might pop in some porn and masturbate. A good orgasm always makes me sleepy.

2. My dream bedroom would be full of pillows…mounds and mounds of pillows….and mirrors everywhere, even on the ceiling….

3. If I could wake up anywhere tomorrow it would be on a warm, tropical island.

4. I need to fall asleep with background noise (if it’s silent, I will lie awake for hours) at night.

5. Never having sex again would truly be a nightmare.

6. Night time is the right time to make love.

Bonus:  Briefly tell us about your last dream–erotic or not.
Hmmm…I don’t always remember my dreams – usually the ones I do are nightmares, and the only reason I remember them is because I’m having to fight my way out of the dream and into wakefulness. Erotic dreams usually wake me up because I’m so horny I have to wake up and do something about it. The last dream I remember it was night, and we were walking along a dirt road next to a chain link fence…what we thought was the wind was making the fence sway and clink, but then we realized it was the rats slipping through the links, back and forth, that were really making the noise…that and their teeth…we began to run, but we couldn’t leave the road, and all around us we could hear the rats, laughing as they guided us down the road, falling off the fence behind us and nipping at our heels…everything was black and white, except the red of their eyes and the trails of blood before us down the road….yep, clawed my way out of sleep on that one before they could eat me….

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TMI Tuesday: Sex – Then & Now

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1. Do you think sex is less important after age 50? Why or why not?
I don’t think it’s less important – it might even be more important – after age 50. Sex isn’t just about procreation, it’s about connecting and bonding, and being close to someone you love (or lust after).

2. Were you ever squeamish about sex? At what age (or age range)?
Maybe when I was younger…probably the 12-16 age range. I don’t know if I’d really say squeamish, though.

3. When did you quit being squeamish and start to relax and enjoy sex?
I started enjoying it when I was young, obviously from my answer to #2. I think I really started to enjoy it, though, when I hit my late teens.

4. What is sex worth to you?
What’s it worth? That’s kind of a tough question. I guess it’s worth satisfaction, enjoyment, release, love, desire, and pleasure.

5. What do you seek in exchange for sex?
Happiness and contentment.

6. Is your sex life better or worse now vs. five years ago? Why?
Hmmm…in some ways better, and in some ways worse. I could probably chart the ups and downs, as it hasn’t been a steady, flat line. But, for the most part, better, and more varied.

7. Would you answer your mobile phone (a call or text) if it rang/dinged while you were having sex?
No. Over the past few years I might have, especially if it kept going off, as I’d be worried there was a problem with my parents. I might glance at the screen to see what the number was, but it’s not likely I’d pick up.

Bonus: What is the one thing you wish your love interest understood about you?
That I’m complicated and emotionally fragile, and there’s a delicate balance that I fight to maintain.

 

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TMI Tuesday: Strange New World

By Kenny Louie from Vancouver, Canada (A strange but familiar worldUploaded by russavia) [CC-BY-2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

By Kenny Louie from Vancouver, Canada (A strange but familiar worldUploaded by russavia) [CC-BY-2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

You are creating a brand new society. Describe it: Name, leadership/governmental type (if any at all), objective or mission statement. What are the people of this society called?
If I were creating a new society, I think I would call it Yorokobi the society of delight and pleasure.  The government would be minimal, with everyone required to spend two years or more in service to the society promoting peace and pleasure of the inhabitants, with emphasis on natural living and care of the realm. Anyone found not promoting such ideals would be banished to the wastelands or tossed off a cliff…harmoniously, and with great delight, of course. The people would be called the yorokobites, or the yoros, for short.

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